If I become a ghost when I die... there is no way I am spending a single nanosecond of my second life on any JW and especially not on the Governing Body
I think after a little haunting of Warwick's most important residence(GB). I would soon be very tired and bored, and would be out and about getting to learn the ropes of this being dead thing and try all kinds of different neat stuff you can do. I hope they have some sort of internet for ghosts that would be cool.
I've never been much of a mind fucker in this present life and I would get really bored soon so I would have to force myself to stay their and keep causing mischief after I put the GB through the paces.